read our poem: MY NAE NAE DOTH BE THICK: A TRILOGY

MY NAE NAE DOTH BE THICK: A TRILOGY
-By Jade, Ibrahim, and Shriya 

“My nae nae doth be thick”

Once upon a time, 

As if a legend or lore,

A fairy doth come 

Naked and pure,

To chez moi,

As if on request

To put my schlong

Up her ass.

“Thy banae nae ist thick. 

I think it may fit

In my ass”

Said the fair faerie,

And I astounded, did reply

“Tis but average for a man my size.”

And as we humped, and mumped, and moaned,

Her ass jiggled as if on tempo,

Her crack so wide, it gave the hint

That my nae nae doth be thick.

“Unpeeleth”
“Thy baenaynay in its most vulnerable form,
Unpeeleth, ripe for the suckening”
“I dont know what that meaneth--”
Til she took my member and started head-bobbering.
Fuck Carpe Diem, for the light brought upon the glistening,

And as her beads of sweat

Ran down her neck

And my balls were pressed

Onto her chest
And Through forty fortnights dreary, 

The banaenae was 

Sucked dry and weary, 

I realized what she had meant.

“Circumcision”

After the climax, 

She got up slowly

And I assumed t’was for the washing,

When she pulled a blade

Out her cooter

(Which, by now, was scalding)

She smirked and smiled,

I wept and cried,
In great bellows of agony, 

The beast was slain

 by skinning and flaying ,

And the mighty banaenae,

Once doth thick

Was simply reduced

To a stick.