train stories

ok so I have caught the train every day for the past 6 years and i have seen some things so i present to you train stories.

A dude dead-ass broke his leg in the train bathroom and the paramedics arrived I was very late to school that day.

Once found an empty wine bottle on the train on many other occasions I've found alcohol 

Some kid tried to set the train on fire and I sat eating my breadsticks watching him 

There was this very strange guy on the train with a teddy bear and everyone thought it was a bomb 

Found a whole ass shopping trolley don't even know how it got on the train. 

A random icey was chasing  kids and asking if they were the feds my man also tried fighting a door 

The crack spider. It was one of the most poisonous spiders and it was chilling with us on the train then proceeded to run into my friend's bag. 

There was a wasp. tried to kill it. made it mad and I had to run with one fucking shoe on 

Some guy at 8 in the morning started tryna serenade me with a rap it was too early for that shit 

The trains like to not turn up sometimes 

The train replacement bus that couldn't fit all the school kids on so I have up and went back home 

A random exploded a deodorant can on the train

People would melt pens to the ceiling 

Kids like to run in and out of the train for some stupid reason 

Random guy tryna kill himself when I was just tryna get on my train and go home

Always a car on the track somewhere 

Our train hit a deer once and the driver was way too excited about it 

This one kid would always press his bare ass on the windows he also got cached by an old lady 

Some kids made a wall of sit here stickers

Radom ass dude smoking pot on the train

A person got called out for smoking in the bathroom, 

There's always a whole ass train carriage that has no power 

Vomit on the trains 

Random ass kid turned the train into a ball pit 

Kids fucking moaning for who knows what fucking reason 

There was a fight at the train station and some adults showed up so I yelled scatter and we all fucking  ran 

Fucking juniors and not knowing how life works. 

The straight out of jail guys that were just chilling listening to their music and they heard my tiny ass friend swear and were stunned lmao but they were cool 

Getting yelled at by random people mostly fucking old

The train driver just forgot to stop at train stations 

Some kid stabbed himself in the leg 

I almost got fucking hit by a train after my “ friend” pushed me 

I call that getting takemichied.