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I am a qualified advisor in Romance and Relationships. Ladies, please feel free to ask any questions by commenting. Gentlemen, please remain silent you only have the right to observe. I'm the only man who gets to speak. Oscar the Great. Glorious 

To begin with, I recommend you to listen to pansy division with your lover or friend. That is the first step to a healthy and strong relationship that will last. Listening to pansy division is the foundation. Trust me. This scientifically proven technique (source:myself I am also a scientist). 

That was an introduction to OSCAR THE GREAT'S GUIDE TO A HEALTHY AND SUSTAINABLE RELATIONSHIP. 

THANK YOU FOR READING. 

FUTHERMORE, this will be my first chapter. I'd appreciate kudos of love and support. So, today's advice will be regarding patting techniques to satisfy your friend or lover's desire to be patted on the ass. This is a good technique and practical method to show one's love and affection to a lover. Especially if ones love language is physical touch. Patts on the ass can be humourus, pleasant, touching and lastly just fun. 

Thank you for reading my first chapter. Check my page soon. Hopefully this helps 

-Oscar The Great