the strange field

so lets start off in the beginning, with me a girl living in a small town of Paltown where everyone is your pal, ugh even the motto is corny as ever loving hell, let me tell you its not all what its cracked up to be sure the hills are lush and golden like something out of a fucking fairy tale. 

you have your people all the same the nobles in their lush and perfect dresses and suits. they always seem to be doing something. going to a ball here going to an event there, always busy. Sometimes i wonder what its like to be at one, wearing the pretty dress that i see day in and day out. go to a ball,  have one of those nobles sweep me off my feet.... aah who am i kidding that shit only happens in the storybooks. or so i thought. 

I took a different rout home from work, into this odd forest ive never noticed before. and next thing i know im laying in a lush feild, the lighting is oddly plesent. not to dark and not to bright. 

im scanning the area and to my surprise i see a pixie observing me, she tells me, Oh good! your awake, youve been there for a week nowwe have done all we can to wake you.

to myself im wondering, did i hit my head? and if so how hard? cause last i heard pixies are well not real. just then i feel a huge twak, and the little pixie is yelling at me, I HEARD THAT! WE ARE REAL! 

Well you dont have to hit me and scream, last i knew yall existed in fairy tails and lore, sorry that i never really knew.

Ok said the pixie 

, but there is a problem here and acording to the prophecy you are the one we have been waiting for! and were so excided your here, we have been under control of an evil queen and she has been making this peaceful kingdom not so peaceful. 

woa woa hold on here, i think you got the wrong person, i said, first i have no idea where i am, and seconded this is not my problem, im sorry you have a horrible person here but i seriously have my own problems dealing with my own shit. so thanks for thinking of me for this, but i got to go.

well said the pixie im sorry you feel that way but you leave me no choice, 

and the next thing i know i feel faint and everything goes black and i feel myself being carried away to where is the start of a very strange and interesting adventure.