Created by GlamCat 🖤

1.) Who are some of your favorite YouTubers?

- I don't know their names. If I'm trying to modify something on my electric guitar or my car and I need to know how to do it my favorite YouTuber is whomever has a decent video showing me how to do it with minimal bullshit and bad videography. Some people really suck at shooting video and some don't.

2.) Would you rather have a wild night out or a quiet night in? How would you spend the night you choose?

- A wild night out sounds like a blast, but I almost never get those anymore. Life has turned into a predictable rut, which I think somehow is the goal of old age or something.

3.) If you started your own restaurant, what would you serve?

- food, mostly, probably containing a lot of meat and cheese. It'd be a purely Americanized mixture of Mexican, Italian, and Southern (NO GRITS!)

4.) What hobbies would you like to start doing?

- I haven't touched my guitar or studied music theory in over 6 months and it is starting to bug me. But 'start doing' eh? Like something I have never done? I'd like to start playing with drones and see what that's all about

5.) What song are you listening to -or- what was the last song you heard?

- "Wasted Sunsets" by Deep Purple/Rainbow was the last song I played while I was driving to work and it is VERY depressing. No wait, "Waterloo" by Abba came on after that, I shit you not, and I listened to it all the way through because I needed to counteract the depressing effects of "Wasted Sunset" even though I like that song.

6.) If you had to change your first name, what new name would you pick?

- Viagra 

7.) If you could speak and understand the language of one animal, which animal would you choose? What would you ask it?

- Since my wife is scared of dogs and forces us to only have cats I guess I'd choose to speak to cats. I'd like to be able to say to them "GET OFF THE BED" and be certain that they understand exactly why they can't sleep there. I feel a deeper discussion is needed.

8.) How do you relax after a stressful day?

- I used to play guitar or lift weights or go biking or running. It's been 6 months and I haven't done any of that. Maybe that's why I feel the stress levels boiling up inside of me?

9.) If you could give one piece of advice to your younger self, what would you say?

- Your parents do NOT have your best interests at heart. Go for the scholarships and don't tell them where you're going.

10.) Do you believe there is life in other galaxies?

- I barely believe there is life in ours 

11.) If you got the chance to be in the remake of a movie, which movie would you pick and what character would you want to play?

- "Harvey" and I'd play the rabbit. Hey, he's invisible so I'd have absolutely no work to do and still get paid for being in virtually every scene. 

12.) Have you ever made out in a movie theater?

- Tried, but I was a loser. I say 'was' like I'm a winner now, but ... 

13.) What is your least favorite household chore?

- cleaning up cat vomit/shit from the carpet, which takes us back to why they aren't allowed on the bed

14.) Name a food that looks terrible or seems gross but actually tastes good.

- Lasagna, if you actually look at it, looks pretty nasty. 

15.) What would you do if you were walking in the woods and saw a Bigfoot?

- I spent 25 years surviving in Memphis, TN, so I know how to handle this situation. You hold your chin up like you're afraid of nothing, look him straight in the eye, and you say "S'up" and keep walking. If he says "S'up" back to you then you're probably golden. If he doesn't, get your gun/knife in your hand (NOT where he can see it) and start sidestepping as fast, but cooly, as you can with your eyes still on him. Don't ever look away from him. If he moves toward you after you sidestep him then it's on, bro.

16.) What is something you've accomplished or overcome that makes you proud?

- yesterday I finally got the damn brake drum off of my Monte Carlo. It required a sledgehammer, I shit you not, but it took me 3 days and it is finally off, the brake adjusted, and the whole thing is back together and working properly.  

17.) What is your least favorite board game or video game?

- Sorry. When I was a kid for some reason someone gave me Sorry for Christmas. I lost every single time we played. EVERY SINGLE TIME. Its very much a game of luck and I have never in my life met anyone with less luck than me.

18.) Have you been binge watching anything lately?

- I accidentally binge watched the Motor Trend network the other day, one car show after another, guys like me hot rodding old shitboxes and racing them while they're only half-together and just generally having dirty, greasy, smelly fun. I don't normally binge watch anything. But the wife's away.

19.) What qualities do you look for in a friend?

- 1) if they can tolerate me. 2) don't stick a knife in my back. 3) don't ever be jealous of me for stupid shit that normal people wouldn't be jealous of

20.) Do you tend to make decisions quickly or think things through?

- Depends. Traffic? Quickly. Indecision kills. Anything else? Think it through