Why i am not God

So I'm playing this God simulator on my phone and it's just crazy, I mean I'd be the craziest guy to apply for the job.
So, in the game I, naturally, was gonna be a good God, but do some things my way.

But anyways, at one time. I had a great civilization full of different people, then had UFOs destroy everything, but then I rebuilt it and let everyone that's left live the rest of their miserable lives and keep making some babies you know- for the empire, then i got bored and put some magical ants on a little island and they would eat shit and make more land and like made a whole ass continent, then, the humans were getting too big and started cutting down my trees, so I made a whole forest and I put a thousand fucking bears in it and put a minefield around the people so they wouldn't hurt my magic ants - - -

Anyways, so then the bears of the infested fucking bear forest kept entering the minefield and blowing up my magic ants, so I created a giant invisible brain that made everything psychopathic and kill each other and that's why I'm not a God. For sure.