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R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN QUOTES

"ur face is gonna come off because of ballet!" -toby 10/11/21

"Squish the balls, damnit! " -ajax 10/11/21

“I’m 7 plus ” -ajax 10/11/21

“I’m a medic! In a soldiers world!” -Tobias 10/11/21

“Black licorice lovers rise up!” - Toby 
“No please don’t.” -Ajax 
“Black licorice lovers sit down.” -Toby 10/11/21

“I touched the hot iron-“ -Toby 
“Are you alive?!” -Ajax 
“No.” -toby 10/11/12

“Venti?” -Tim 
“Timty!!” -Ajax 10/12/21

“I’m busy looking for candy!” -timty 10/12/21

“…I’m emo” -tobias 10/12/21


“HAH! smirky face ” -Ajax 
“..what-“ -Toby 10/12/21


“Her noodles are dry ” -TIM 10/12/21

“Why are you eating a fly??” -Ajax
“PROTEIN!!” -Tim 10/12/21

“tf is a dvalin 
oh nvm” -Toby 10/13/21

“HUSH BUCKET” -Ajax 
“bucket/??????”-toby
“BUCKET”-Ajax 10/13/21

“Narukam-“ Dips hand in ketchup -Ajax 10/13/21

“Your….” -Ajax 
“…mom” -Toby
“…windmill.” -ajax
“What-“ -Toby 10/13/21

"What? " -tim
-silence-
"Sandvich" -toby 10/13/21

“Headcanon tobys british!” -ajax
british accent “die.” -Toby 10/14/21

“Girlie…you have shit in ur hair…” -Tim 10/14/21

“Who is Nana?” -Ajax 
“What-“-toby 10/15/21

“MAMAMAMAMA” -Ajax 
“WHAT!?” -Toby 10/15/21

“Not my caca!” -Toby 10/15/21

“China hates wet dreams!” -Toby 10/15/21

“Tobyy.” -Ajax 
“What?” -Toby 
“I’m quoting!” -Ajax
“Ok-“ -Toby 10/15/21

“He is an oddly attractive man.” -Toby 
“No looks the other one he dance. He dances!” -Ajax  10/15/21

“Be hard! wait-“ -toby 
“What” -Ajax  10/16/21

“If the queen really dies, god can really save her now.” -Tim 10/16/21

“Sans” -Toby 
“He pissesss pepsiii.” -Ajax
“What-“-toby 10/16/21

“Omnomonom” -tim 
“Omnomnomon” -ajax 
“Omonomonommomom” -both tim and Ajax 
“Omonomonom” -Toby 
“Ominomonomomom” -all of us 10/16/21

“Koichi is a short man!” -Ajax 
“The fart man !?!” -Toby 10/17/21

“Ok I looked at my toes!” -Ajax 10/17/21

“On three we say if we have toes.” -Toby 10/17/21
“I love this scone!” -Ajax 
gags on slime -toby 10/18/21

“Osmanthus wi-“ -zhongli 
“THISLL PACK A PUNCH!” -aloy 10/23/21

"FISH ARE SO SEXY" -toby
"i love salmon" -ajax
"dude i love catfish" -tob
"meow~" -ajax 10/23/21

"boo!" -Greta 
"AH!" -Ajax 10/24/21

“Demons, swallow me whole.” -Tim 10/24/21

“I have a fortune cookie, I hope it tells me Brahms is in my walls!” -Ajax 10/24/21

“If u do it right cannibalism is kinda hot.” -Ajax 10/26/21

“I love to vore fetus’.” -toby 10/26/21

“Shee looks just like a dreamm” -Tim 
“Ok.” -Ajax 10/26/21

“Omg so many egg!” -Toby 10/26/21

“I hate little queer!” -Toby 
“Well I hate you too then!” -Ajax 
“No- i diDnT mean u-“ -Toby 10/26/21

"gorilla grip coochie  - I FORGOT TO TAKE MY ANTI-DEPRESSANTS" -Toby 10/26/21

“Aah I hope you have another baby and it dies! That’s what I think Margaret!” [in British accent] -Toby 10/26/21

“Ok shut up let’s cream.” -tim 10/26/21
"he got me like a oreo here but a vanilla oreo cause im white" -tim 10/26/21

[while walking by and hovering chicken above my head] “chickennnnn” -my mom 10/27/21

"i dont- i dont want- WHY IS THERE A WHITE MAN ON MY SCREEN??" -Toby 10/29/21

“That’s a horrible mom, she doesn’t even know her child’s becoming a furry! This is so sad.” -Toby 10/29/21

"My dumplings keep peeing.." -J 10/30/21

“It’s water broke!” -jason 10/30/21

"OPEN SESAME " -ajax 10/31/21

“I thought your mom was shrimp!” -Toby
“No shes mexican! You whore!” -A 10/31/21

"Did I ever tell you I had....hay bales?" -Ajax 10/31/21

“I look so crusty-“ -tb 
“No you.” -Ajax 
“What” -tb 10/31/21

“Gay people are weird” -toby
“Help?” -a 
“No. Ur gay” -tb 10/31/21

“Omg im so upset!” -a
“Listen Jess i know your upset!” -Peter dude in black Christmas 11/1/21

“originally it was a vent playlist…but then I got horny and sad” -j 11/2/21

“STOP BEING STINKY, STINKY.” -tb 11/3/21

"Old people are just like young people but older" -tb 11/4/21

“I never thought kequing was a cowgirl!” -a 11/4/21

"elzer i came out to him in the chimney!" -brahms
"SANTA CLAUS??" -ajax 11/4/21

"im the one in the chair! im the one suporting your ass! even though you dont have one! your flat- your very flat! but i still love you!!" -tb 11/4/21

“What do Asians have to do with gay sex!” -billy 11/5/21

“Creeper aw man more like creeper aww~ man.” -billy 11/6/21

“Noses arent real.” -billy 11/6/21

“I hate this fucking dog.” -billy 
“It’s Peter Porker.” -Ajax 11/6/21

“Are you- Freddy Krueger!?!” -billy 11/6/21

“Those better be bubbas tiddies I see.” -Ajax 11/7/21

“He’s got some portable beef jerky.” [as chop top eats skin off his head] -Ajax 11/7/21

“Grandpas barely hanging on bro” -a
“He’s on life support-“ -billy
“He’s worse then my hu tao”-a 11/7/21

“Grandpa is jiggling” -billy 11/7/21
“Very knife in sink of you.” -a
“This is a spoon-“ -tb 11/8/21

"NO i will NOT stop slut-shaming npc!" -tb 11/8/21

"zhongli is just afraid of fucking babies, ok?" -tb 11/8/21

"ajax!! charge your phone!!" -tb 
“OO AH OO AA AA OOO” -a 11/8/21

"I have pomegranate juice!" -Billy
"Ugh, you and your pomegranates." -Brahms
"Pomaganite.." -Billy 11/9/21

“Osmanthus wine!?! 
Oh osama bin laden..” -ajax 11/11/21

"Oh i thought they were gonna look like those guys that sing that song like weos to the beat of cant sleep love" -Billy 11/11/21

“Gasp oh no
our billy 
he’s lenzed” -Ajax 11/12/21

"Omg, is- wait what's my name again?" -billy
"Billy..?" -ajax 11/13/21

"you have genshin ope- monotone hii tobyyy, ok open genshin archives-" -billy 11/14/21

“Look im half of you!” -billy 11/16/21

Sharts [reverb] -Ajax 11/26/21

“YOUR MOM IS PURPLE”- toby [unspecified date ]
"I don't like your old teacher." -A
"She was a big doo-doo butt." -D/B/W/J
Ajax tries to hold laugh in and fails -12/8/21

"Oh, it's a tranny" -Dave 12/5/21 

“The thing at the end of sex!” -Toby
“Money!??” -Ajax 
“NO-“ -12/8/21

"I think my mom thinks I'm dead." -T
"OLLIVER!" -T's Mom 12/11/21

“Can we make cartman our god?” -Ajax 
“Do NOT make cartman our god he’s a nazi! I REFUSE to worship a nazi!!” -Toby 12/15/21

“I’m lost…but not in the sauce.” -ajec 12/15/21

“Ur gonna be a piss guzzler.” -Ajax 
toby turns into light bulb 12/21/21

“Boobies.” -Ajax 
“Yes?” hearing that as Toby -Toby 12/21/21

“I told u ima idi-“ -Ajax 
“Where was the ot” -will 12/12/21

“December 2021 Toby sniffed Ajax’s pubes” -Toby 
“…oh…wait what-“ -Ajax 12/23/21

“My favorite game is markiplier dying Ajax’s pubes!!” -Toby 12/23/21

“But like only cool kids sleep…y-yo.” -Ajax 12/24/21
“im sorry </33 im just so sad and emo over my shenhe loss i can never move on past this suffering and im going to carry this weight around with me for the rest of my life im going to tell my grandchildren about how i wished on shenhe banner and got some little purple mummy child and how it greatly effected my mental health and led me to grow into a cocoon for the next 50 years where i became a moth and then mothman freed me and we got married and thats how i had their mother and then she went on to graduate from college and marry a nice young man name peanut who was a drag queen and i was so happy but i was still so deppressed about shenhe for the entirety of my old moth life” -Ajax 1/5/22

“its okay, i understand what youre going through and i cant imagine how hard things must before you, especially after losing the 50/50 on shenhe's banner. i hope your grandchildren learn from this experience of yours and hopefully they dont go through the same thing you went through. i am deeply sorry for your loss, however i am very happy towards you and mothmans marriage and hope that you and your family never lose another 50/50 again. and of course, i forgive you for saying ur mom but i felt really offended since it wasnt a very nice thing to say </3”-fartlover 1/5/22

"Did you just call him your little bonnie guy???"- ajax
"I dont think I did, BEDEUUUU" -montero 1/8/22

"i love you...dont vomit!" -ajax 1/8/22

"The animatronic was like do you have a boyfriend."-ajaz
"cameraaa" -monter 1/8/22

"They will cum. ...encanto!" -ajax 1/14/22

"I'm not shoving a potato down the sinkussy." -ajazz 1/14/22

"i am not a rotting corpse inside of a bunny suit!" - ajax
" i wish you were!!!" - toby
"i think id like you more if you were a rotting corpse inside of a bunny suit." - tob 1/14/22

"i think im being struck by lighting" - tob
ajax and micheal: what 1/14/22

“Well guess what you are a furry! You have a fursona!” -Toby
“Damn it!”-Ajax 1/16/21

"I have a stomach ache." -mical
"You have a sprite egg????" -Ajax 
"No!? I have a stomach ache??" -Michael 1/19/21

"WH- WHY AM I A WILLIAM IN A WORLD OF MICHEALS??" -Stan 1/21/22

"ENJOY THEIR FEET GETTING TICKLED!!!!" - ajax
"WHAT_ NO" - stan

"I'm getting a snack....GASP pickle!" -Mike 1/23/21

"sadly why are there rainbow penises on my screeN?!?!?" -Toby 1/26/22

"He kinda reminds of my uncle, I'm not calling my uncle hot-" -toby 1/29/22

"help why is riku, miku-" -ajax 1/29/22

“Don’t test me, I will get jiggy with it.” -vincent 
“NO ANYTHING BUT GETTING JIGGY WITH IT!” -Ajax 1/31/21

"I feel like a golf ball." -M
"You are the gulf of mexico.." -A 2/5/22

"WHERE IS THE CORN?????" -ajax feb 12 2022

"The animatronic was like do you have a boyfriend."-ajaz
"cameraaa" -monter 1/8/22

"They will cum. ...encanto!" -ajax 1/14/22

"I'm not shoving a potato down the sinkussy." -ajazz 1/14/22

"i am not a rotting corpse inside of a bunny suit!" - ajax
" i wish you were!!!" - toby
"i think id like you more if you were a rotting corpse inside of a bunny suit." - tob 1/14/22

"i think im being struck by lighting" - tob
ajax and micheal: what 1/14/22

“Well guess what you are a furry! You have a fursona!” -Toby
“Damn it!”-Ajax 1/16/21

"I have a stomach ache." -mical
"You have a sprite egg????" -Ajax 
"No!? I have a stomach ache??" -Michael 1/19/21

"WH- WHY AM I A WILLIAM IN A WORLD OF MICHEALS??" -Stan 1/21/22

"ENJOY THEIR FEET GETTING TICKLED!!!!" - ajax
"WHAT_ NO" - stan

"I'm getting a snack....GASP pickle!" -Mike 1/23/21

"sadly why are there rainbow penises on my screeN?!?!?" -Toby 1/26/22

"He kinda reminds of my uncle, I'm not calling my uncle hot-" -toby 1/29/22

"help why is riku, miku-" -ajax 1/29/22

“Don’t test me, I will get jiggy with it.” -vincent 
“NO ANYTHING BUT GETTING JIGGY WITH IT!” -Ajax 1/31/21

"I feel like a golf ball." -M
"You are the gulf of mexico.." -A 2/5/22

“It tastes like balls.” -Ajax
“Your face is balls!” -Toby
“Dont you want balls???” -Ajax
“…yeah” -Toby 2/18/22

"HER POOSAY!!" -TOBY 3/1/22

"No- I DONT miss mommys legs???" -toby
"What ??" - toby [for some godamn reason] and ajax 3/1/22

“POV ima jester who missed mommy’s legs” -Toby 3/1/22

“im sorry i called your boob clown horn.” -Ajax 3/3/22

“Did I tell you the one time I went on a computer and almost died?” -Ajax 3/6/22

“I wanna steal the head!” -ajax 
Decapitated heads fall from the ceiling
“AuWgH-“ -Ajax 3/17/22

"I want candy....or soft serve..AHH-" -M
"A candy cane fell from the sky I'm not even shitting you." -Tob

"its not mummys lean stash.." - fritz

"why r u squeling like a pig??" - t
"Ok says u BILLY" -f
"ok.... you may have gotten me this time" -t

toby sneezes “say bless you.” -Toby 
silence 
“I said-“-toby 
“Huh? OH SORRY I FORGOT BLESS YOU-“ -Ajax 3/18/21


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my old names oml


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im pretty sure i fucked it so if u see repeats tell me pls


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