I'm not as dumb as I look

So - had a random friend request here a few weeks ago. Accepted it. Cool.

She asks if I have an instagram. I reply with the insta screen name, saying I never use it.

Lo and behold, I start getting IM's on Insta.

I engage in what I think is a harmless conversation, until I am asked if I "want to see something"

I say OK, thinking its part of the conversation.

The picture is an unsolicited titty pic. Then I am being egged on to "join" because she "wants me so bad" and asks if my wife would be upset knowing I'm "fooling around".

Harmless flirting is one thing, this was not harmless flirting. Let the person know as much and that I love and cherish my wife.

What do you know, my new "friend" INSTANTLY ditches me on Spacehey and all of the insta messages have disappeared. Completely ghosted.

Now, this means that either the person knew me and was trying to find a way to blackmail me, was a dude using pictures of women he found online, or just truly a woman taking the mantle of the random titty fairy. No matter what, that was inappropriate.

I see myself in the mirror, I know I am not the guy that woman are just dying to randomly flash. I'm the guy that woman think of when they need to laugh hysterically or vomit. I may look a lot of ways, but I assure you all, I am not as dumb as I look.

My insta is gone and this seriously makes me think I should start killing all of my social media accounts.