stardew valley shitpost??

1: sam
2: sebastian

3: penny
4: shane
5: elliot
6: maru
7: alex

8: harvey

9: abigail

10: haley

11: leah

12: emily

sam is the sweetest bachelor by far. hes so loving and honestly i feel bad for him because of his relationship with his parents. i think hes the reason i dislike jodi! notice how in the 2 heart event jodi flips out over an egg breaking.. it just feels so hostile. 

i think all of the characters have some sort of trauma.

seb has horrible issues with his father and i think maru does too! seb doesnt get any attention from demetrius and i think maru is constantly pushed to be the better of the two. robin cares about seb, sure, but i dont think either of them really understand him. hes that edgy loner kid we all knew in school; misunderstood and lonely.

penny's trauma with her mother is obvious, as pam is an alcoholic. penny does all the cooking and cleaning in their trailer, yet she still finds time to teach vince and jas at the museum. i have no clue about her father either but im sure they dont talk.

shane is..... a longer story. a depressed alcoholic man who, even after the player befriends him, often talks about how deep he is in that state and how he can never see the light. behind his rough exterior is a soft vulnerable shell of a man, and you can really see that hes genuinely such a sweet person. 

elliot is just a loner without any backstory or family. i think he deserves more than he has, considering the fact that he loves to write but doesnt complete a novel until the 8 heart event whereas he invites you to listen to his reading.

leah has trauma surrounding her ex, but i dont know all the details on that yet since i have yet to follow her path. :/