gremlin spawn

we can all agree that babies are ugly right? not in a negative way or anything but just newborns. i swear every time i say this people think i'm an evil person but newborns are just...not cute .-. babies need a good 3-5 months to marinate in the air before they actually look cute. and lets be honest most of the time newborns look straight up mad to be alive anyways so i don't think they disagree


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Harlo

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Thank you because we need to normalize calling newborn babies ugly. Why do they look so wrinkly. And they all shriveled up and stuff like they need a sec to get out all the pum pum juices they were soaking in for nine months before you start sayin how your baby is cute because Twitter has a no filter and neither will your little cousin when she’s roasting your patchy haired Chihuahua child in the hs gymnasium with her friends. Because they deadass looking like hairless cats.


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bro don't even get me started on cradle cap. that shit is actually disgusting and they say "don't pick at it" ummmm your child's scalp is falling off

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Honestly because like it’s actually pretty fucking disturbing that your child’s skin is accumulating potato chips. Not gonna lie seems like some white shit I never seen that before and my family stay popping out babies.

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