inhaling this drip

I’ve actually never been to a party. Has anyone been to a legitimate party? Before or after the pandemic began? Do birthday parties even count? If not, then no. I’ve never been to a party. I feel like that makes me boring that I’ve yet to have that experience. Like, I’ve watched Project X and despite that absolute insanity, I’m sure I could handle it. The movie looks so fucking fun. And I hold my liquor pretty well. At least I thought until I remember the moments when I’ve woke up without a single memory of the night before 😃.