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storytime about how me and this nine year old got the police called on us on a nice wednesday afternoon

i was like eleven and i went to this art camp right in front of the woods. i made friends with this nine year old named sarah and during recess the camp counselor would line us all up and take us outside into this cute playground in the woods that was absolutely gigantic and after like 30 minutes we’d go back inside to do our art. and then we’d have a second recess where the counselor would take us on the trails and after we walked the trail we’d go back inside and we did this every day for a week. me and sarah found a hidden trail that was connected to the playground area and it was off limits but we didnt give a shit and went on the trail. HOLY FUCK THE WOODS WAS HUGE. we walked through at least six timezones in that bitch. i swear to god we saw every biome ever. we spent the whole recess time on that trail but made it back in time as they were calling us inside. the next day on like a wednesday we took paper and pencils to that same trail and we literally had to make a map for us to get around it was so complex. that day we just spent getting familiar with the place. we walked for miles and found a stone wall with a main road on the other side and the wall had really nice graffiti and i think that was my graffiti artist awakening lol. we walked through fluffy tall grass and saw a cute cottagecore house with laundry hung up on a string, a police station, a not so connected neighborhood, and i think we were breaking thousands of trespassing laws but there was literally nobody there but us. not a single soul. we did this again the next day and this time i brought my dads screwdriver “just in case”. my stupid ass didnt bring A WATCH instead... and because of that, this was the day we went “missing.” we went even deeper in the woods but didnt really see anything remarkable this time except for that methhead,, but the scenery was really pretty. As we were heading back to the building which took 20 minutes since we were running the whole time, 3/4 way there we hear A TON of people yelling our names and it really scared sarah because she thought we’d get in trouble. my stupid ass followed her back into the fucking woods and created even MORE trouble for the adults for staying in there. most of the time we were chatting with a lone construction worker on the other side of the fence who i think didnt know or care that we were missing, and after 5-6 minutes i told sarah we have to go back to the building. and she wouldnt move. i tried to grab her and pick her up since she was so stubborn and i kept trying to get her to move and the SECOND i give up and sit down she starts BOOKING IT. THAT MOFO WAS A SPEED DEMON!!! I HAD TO CHASE HER THROUGH THE FOREST AND I LOST HER AND WAS PISSING MYSLEF CUS I COULDNT FIND HER THEN I FOUND HER AGAIN AND I DRAGGED HER ASS WAY BACK TO KINDA WHERE THE WORKER WAS AND THERE WAS POLICE ALREADY THERE. After that, we were taken back to the building and had to apologize to the land owner on the phone and we didnt have second recess and everyone was mad at us. thats the story, we never did it again, but it was normal the next day lol


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