life advice (jk + spelling mistakes)


BIKE INCIDENT

This one time i accidently cut someone off in the road (now this was an accident im not good at riding my bycicle)  I then got beeped at now this was peturbing to me because  im cluless so i did not know what i had just done 
and then this knob car went by yelling through their window,  i cant thear them the window is up duummies but i still felt outaged by their rude apppeal towards me, so i balanced my middle finger their way. i was well pleased with myself as i saw the absolute rage this woman had developed, my boyfriend then caught up with my speedy bike and told me i was in the wrong cos i cut them off, (well i felt silly but i thought ill recover from this )
little did i know what was bound to happen... :(  
as i reached a crossroad the light turnt red ( this moment i knew i had ficked up) cos this couple was approching us except they had their window down 
anywho i was ready to fight my ground and so was my bf 
so when the old man  pulled up and screamed
im gonna get yous 
me an my bf  evily laughed and called him a pedo we then got in a screaming match  in the middle of the road excrpt this couple was just repeating what we were saying 
after a good 45 seconds they got beeped at and we rode off 
anywho this event taugt me not to  cut people off in the road with my bike and dont give randos middle fingers because karma will come back 
 hope that couple is doing well. 
in hell 
hahhahahhahahhahahhhhahahhhahahah 


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