***Survey***

what band do you wish you could be in, from any time era?
Queen, definitely.

what was your screen name on AIM? (if you weren't around for that, what's your gamer tag/alias)
Whut does this mean.

if you were a bird, where would you fly to, who/what would you shit on?
Wherever my brother is. Not because I hate him, just because it would be hella funny.

would you rather: be rich, alone, and hated..or poor but admired by everyone?
Probably rich. idk.

pick one: teleportation or the ability to stop time
Teleportation.

what artist would you love to collaborate with?
Head and the Heart would be a fun collab.

name a place that you would rather die than go visit
A jungle.

pick one: wear shutter shades for a week / wear flip flops with long socks for a week
Flip flops with long socks. I feel like I could rock that look.

who was the last person to unintentionally make you smile?
My husband. Sometimes, very unexpectedly, he makes me laugh until I cry.

name a phrase or two you started saying to be ironic, but ended up becoming part of your vocabulary
Gucci to go go..... I thought it was a fun alternative to "Good to go" back in like 2016 and now I hate myself for it because it will never leave me.

have you ever felt bad for being right about something?
Yeah.

do you hate talking on the phone?
It's the literal worst. Unless I'm driving. I hate driving more so, yeah, I talk on the phone when I drive.

what is your least favorite social media platform and why is it Facebook?
It's Snapchat, but thanks for assuming. 

pick one: see into the future / change the past
Change the past

if you had to play a card game 1 hour a day for a week straight, what would it be? (not restricted to traditional card games, trading card games also count)
Fkn Euchre

pick one: pool / hot tub
Hot tub

if you were re-incarnated as a Pokémon whomst would it be?
I don't follow.

do you think Coca-Cola(tm) tastes better in a glass bottle or is there literally no difference?
With lime juice in it. No other way to drink coke.

if you were the creator of a cartoon/comic/anime/manga what would it be about?
A spider who makes friends with a pig and makes webs that spell out inspirational words about the pig.....oh wait...

what is something you have been lectured about, but still haven't learned the lesson?
Not losing shit (wallet, phone, bags, money, etc. I lose it all). hahahahaha 

what musician or musical group needs to make a comeback in 2021?
FREAKING MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE PLEASE.

make up a slang term and define it for us
Loofeetah - It's like a loofah but for your feet

the best time of my day is when i get to ___________
Watch TV and smoke.

name a celebrity you would like to have a civil conversation with and one you would like to yell at
Civil Conversation: Hilary Duff Yell At: Amy Poehler 

what did you do on your most enjoyable birthday celebration? if all your birthdays sucked, what would be the ideal birthday for you?
It was this year, I spent the day with my family, my three year old cuddled me all morning and my husband cooked me dinner. I know that sounds lame but it was so relaxing I couldn't even handle all of the good feelings I had.

would you rather live on a farm in the middle of nowhere or live in a tiny studio apartment right in the middle of everything
This one is too tough for me to choose.

if you were given the ability to communicate with animals for a day would you do it or would you fear what they might say?
Oh heck no, I'd definitely do that.

what game are you horrible at but still have fun playing?
Any and all video games.

name something that makes you sweat and you don't mind it
Sleeping lol

name two activities you wish you could do simultaneously but it just isn't possible
Eating while sexing. Sounds like fun. I mean I'm sure you can do it but probably not effectively.