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Massive fucking explosion cuz why the fuck not
I saw a random mother fucker punch a dolphin in the nuts.
I got a pretzel from a mutated rat in a human costume.
I had to go to the doctor because my iris was melting like ice cream & I was going blind. Had to scoop the whole fucker out.
My mom tried shanking me but I shanked her first.
Jesus Christ body-slammed some short ass mother fucker.
I ate a roasted roach & chugged liquid death. I then got one punched off a cliff for taking too long to power up.
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Crickey
I should preface with the fact that I am not a doctor. However, I'm good at finding symbolism in things so I hope that this helps you. That mutated rat, that guy is your friend now. Keep him close. The melting iris could be from medical related fears or just fears of a loss of control. Mom shank thing, mommy issues def (then again I don’t know your life but it’s a safe guess). Jesus thing, religious trauma probs. Then the last part, the punched off the cliff thing for taking too long might be a sign to do the thing that you were planning to do.
But that's just my hot take.