Why I' m an evil genius.

Ok so this is my first blog so I'm going to introduce myself. HI I'M MARS AND I'M NONBINARY AND CLOSETED! I've known I was non-binary since October 2021, and here's why I'm an evil genius and how you can be one too!!! So in December I convinced my mom to let me cut my hair VERY short. How did I do this? Easy!!! When asking for a haircut, include your insecurities. This is huge when it comes to asking. You NEED to say why you want to cut your hair, and how it will affect you if you don't cut your hair. Over time, I introduced a grungy and baggy fashion sense. I also cut my hair TODAY!! Also "accidents" are AMAZING excuses. I got my hair cut decently short today.....like REALLY short...like....shorter than my mom wants it to be. So...I blamed it on the hairdresser! In the car, she was saying that she didn't like how short it was, so I told her that the hairdresser cut it a little too short and tried to make it "blend in". ALSO! At Hot Topic I asked my mom to buy me a pansexual pin and she DIDN'T EVEN BAT AN EYE. When you're trying to buy pride merch, make sure it has some sort of graphic on it to distract your parent. Anyways THANKS FOR READING BYYEEE!! <333333