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Good morning again. The horns are honking, the choir is singing. It is time for another Shitty Little Recipe so you can have the chance to indulge in another sweet "treat." This one is crunchy, I eat it aggressively like a horse and have eaten multiple of them in a row. It can get messy.
Let's get started.
SHITTY LITTLE PEANUT BUTTER APPLE
What you need:
- One (1) Apple (or more, feel free to indulge)
- Some peanut butter
- Some honey
- One (1) small bowl and one (1) butter knife if you want to be neat (the steps are the clean way on how to do this)
Steps:
- Take some peanut butter and put it in the small bowl.
- Take some honey and put it in the small bowl with the peanut butter. I like to add more than less, but really just sweeten it to your taste.
- Mix the two parts that are in the small bowl.
- Take apple, wash if you need to (or don't, I won't judge).
- Spread peanut butter honey mixture onto the outside of the apple.
- Take a big crunchy bite.
- Repeat until no more apple.
- Bonus: if you have leftover peanut butter honey you can just eat it by itself or even lick it out of the bowl no one is watching you.
Please comment if you make and eat this Shitty Little Recipe. As before, I cannot judge you because I am already a monster. Live strong and eat heartily.
Goodbye,
xoxox WOMBAT FAN
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!!! ATTACK KILL !!!
wonderful post. while reading i pretended i was not your friend and instead a d*ddy long legs living inside the serf hat of your kirby and watching you make and eat this meal. really elevated the whole experience. (especially the part where you lick the peanut butter honey out of the bowl. yum!