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The Shitty Little Recipes That I Make to be Considered Dessert: Part One

Good Morning Everyone:


Today I am introducing you to a Shitty Little Recipe that you may consider cooking for yourself if you are craving something sweet (like a dessert). I will not bore you like most cooking blogs with an emotional memory to which this recipe is attached to because there are none. These Shitty Little Recipes are purely business and any feelings I have towards them are based on carnal wants of sustenance.

Let's get started.

SHITTY LITTLE BANANA CHOCOLATE TORTILLA ROLL UP

What you need:
  • One (1) Flour tortilla.
  • Four (4) Squares of chocolate (can be less, up to you). 
  • One half (1/2) Graham cracker.
  • One (1) Microwavable plate).
  • One (1) Microwave.
  • Optional: One (1) Knife for spreading. 
Steps:
  1. Take tortilla, place on plate.
  2. Take chocolate pieces, put on tortilla.
  3. Take plate with tortilla and chocolate, put in microwave.
  4. Microwave for 30 seconds but nothing more. You can do less if you want but be careful because then your tortilla could be not soft and your chocolate not melted.
  5. Take it out.
  6. Spread the hopefully melted chocolate all over the tortilla.
  7. Take graham cracker, crush over tortilla.
  8. Take banana, break up into pieces so as you can have it lie straight in the tortilla. Here is an example: 
  9. Do not put ruler into tortilla. 
  10. When the chocolate, graham cracker, and banana are  properly in the tortilla, roll it up.
  11. Now you are done. Eat it somewhere your roommate and friends cannot see you because then they are going to ask why you are eating this Shitty Little Recipe. 
Please comment if you make and eat this Shitty Little Recipe. This isn't a judgement free zone, but I do not have the right to do so since I am the creator and the one who also semi-regularly consumes these recipes. 

Goodbye,
xoxox WOMBAT FAN


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!!! ATTACK KILL !!!

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you say we can use less than four chocolate squares if we desire -- but what about more than four? what if i want it to be a shittylittlebananaCHOCOLATEtortillarollup?? please write back with haste, tortilla is becoming staler by the second.
- xoxo ATTACK KILL


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