RAMBLINGS OF A MAD MAN: I really like slugs

I like slugs and snails. it is unfortunate that they are two small to hug and i would damage their tissue if i pet them. I also am a huge HUGE fan of pill bugs, they are just....little guys. I understand being creeped out by bugs but LOOK AT THEEM, THEY ARE HARMLESS except wasps, wasps can go fuck themselves. Slugs are supa cool, they really are my favorite gender.