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syngopsis:
right so I got the new dying light game like 20 minutes after it released so I missed the fuckin preorder garbage techwear outfit so first off THIS GAME FUCKIN SUCKS!!!!!111!!!
alrigh so this video game is so freaking epic that it lets you do classic polish activities like stealing from cars and jumping in piles of trash on the street in part of its new [poland play] technology.
gami'ng:
in this game you have to jump over buildings and kick the fucking gombies until you can do it again to get badass pieces of garbage to kill more things with. if you jump over lots of buildings and kill lot of things the game gives you [poland points] that lets you steal wallets better.
this game also comes with free day and night time if your're a big loser who hasnt seen the sun before. when the sun goes down and the pubs r closing all the middle-aged men roam the streets to chase you down and fucking kill you.
bsacolly this game lets you larp as a polish blue collar worker on 14 beers
story:
GODGfFUCK this story is ass I didnt pay attention to a word of it cause I jjst wanna BEAT The SHIT OUY OF EUROPEANS!!1! from wha I remember you walk into warsaw and almost get killed by crazy soccer fans until dr. Hakon md gives you a fake ass apple watch from 711 and then you kill everything and win
rating:
if you dont like dirty puddles STAY AWAY!!
8/10
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Jeffreyxx
This game is really good. A lot of great games have come out recently that are worth playing. Fortunately, I found the site https://royalcdkeys.com/ where you can buy almost all the games at really good prices.
LILERT!!!
never played the game but you should review people from space
i will review solitaire next
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