Mud review

Hello everyone, this is the first post in my series where I review random nouns i find online. I ask that you can give this your kudos if you like it as I will see if this is a good venue to grow my niche internet microcelebrity-dom. So for today the word I got was "Mud".

  MUD

so mud is like a juicy gloopy dirt jello, that takes like dirt but moist. Since i live in drought land california i could not aquire any mud for this review, but I did eat some dirt mixd with water. the texture leaves a lot to be desired but that may have been due to my subpar mixing skills, as a layer of sedement formed on the bottom. A factor to take into account is the location of the mud, depending on where it is it could have that refreshing fresh flavor of summer dirt, or a gross slushy flavor of san franciso rain season. For rating mud, It all comes down to the location and texture; but, I will do my best.

Texture: 4/10, not greatly mixed and i chipped my tooth on a rock.

Flavor: 6/10, ate dirt from my garden which gave it a delicious floral aroma

Accessibility: 10/10, Literally can be found almost anywhere

Healthiness: 10/10, very healthy for you, almost as good as eating clay (fun fact this is real and people have gotten addicted to eating clay).

Overall, I rate this a 6 out of 10, please comment and give this kudos if you enjoyed it, as it is the only way for me to gauge if this is series worth continuing. For next review, I will be reviewing napkin, stay tuned.  And as always, tell me what YOU think of mud, and check out this cool dude name skelebrub : )