Pretty sus things happen 1

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So once I was in the shower. Butt naked. I went in the shower with Harry leg's. Water dripping on my body. The light beaming on my sexy body and breast. After looking at my self and thinking how hot I am. I went to grave the soap and wash my body. So I get the soap and wash my beautiful body. Soap everywhere. Smelling like an angel. Washing everything. EVERYTHING. After that I read a book about how to talk to girls. Then after that I put the wet soapy soap bar away. But when I do I drop the soap. Oh God no, I say. My wet fingers went for the wet soapy soap bar. I bend over with my wet booty cheeks to get the soap. When I'm about to get the soap. I hear a man say. Hey you looking kinda cute. Go get the soap. I think it's my mine cuz I'm weird but when I get the soap. I feel something weird in my booty cheeks. WTF IS THAT......

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