48HR AKL CHALLENGE

Picture this….

You’re early into your last 8 hour shift of the week, things aren’t looking busy and the boss hints at you going home early. You’re thinking, omg ! imagine if i went home b4 lunch ! Oh the things i could do.

Nek minnit, I’m signing out of work, waiting outside the pharmacy for my negative covid test and booking the next flight off the island to the big city.

I’m on the 12:30 flight and my bestie Joe is picking me up from airport, here we go !!!!

Let’s begin on Karekare beach with BFF Joseph the Broseph and his new shawty Una….

I’m showing them how good life can be when you have a flip phone <3

They are shy to start but i get right to work

Yes hunnys look up at me thru those lashes !!

Now to take it to the next level

Time to go ! Life’s can’t always be a beach, especially when ur an alcoholic who needs another drink !

Here’s me waiting in the back of the car like a fucking dog waiting for joe and una while they are in the supermarket, fingers crossed they dont buy me shit drinks (I’d go and buy my own drinks but my driver’s license is expired) may as well take some cute pics while i wait

Here they come…..

Success !! A box of zeffer cider, a great choice, no tantrums here yet

Time to take my shawtys out for some fine dining, my shout obviously i dont want them to think I’m a fucking loser

Just committed fraud !

Feeling incredibly sexy after getting the cheque

Enough M rated dinner scenes, lets turn things up to r13 !!!!

Making friends in the club

Finding shawtys in the club

Fell over :(

Celebrating me and coffee boys 4 year anniversary heres to many more memories baby

Coffee boy…. Or should i say…. Beach boy?????

What’s that?? Coffee boy wearing one of my tops and looking better than ever, ur welcome….

Quick selfy before another night of being a sugar mama

Wow ! It’s leaning jowler !!

Why yes, i am screwing the band

Loved being a groupie here !! Some random guy tried to hang out at the decks and act like a VIP but boy did i told him there was only room for one of us to gain clout from this event and i wasn’t leaving without a fight…. I’m sure u can guess who won :*

Signing off,

A chick on speed