happy halloween also i want friends

hi happy halloween. frank iero gets unc. okay. anyways. halloween is my favorite holiday and i am the worlds biggest party pooper for like all other holidays especially 4th of july and christmas. 

i didnt go trick or treating this year sadly but i went to a party with my boyfriend it was fun. i actually had a really clever thought. bf and i were sharing a bottle of grape gatorade with alcohol in it. they hated it and like actually almost puked by just tasting it. it tasted fine to me. spicy grape gatorate. heres the thing. im allergic to grapes. grapes always taste kinda spicy to me. and so artificial grape never has the right taste to me. the gatorade was artificial, for context. so it actually kind if just tasted normal to me. also i liked it. anywyas i discovered that i can now drink what i call “fake wine.” instead of fermented grapes that become alcohol, its artifical grape juice with vodka. now i can finally fit in with my Italian family. 

oh yeah also pls be my friend especially if u have the same interests as me i want friends