Yesterday was eventful.

School pictures were shit, we stood on this podium looking thing for the year group picture. The dude in front of me kept elbowing my crotch cause we had no room. Never have I been so glad to not have balls.

Extra maths was crap. They thought we were yr8 with the stuff they were teaching. It was just rearraging formulae, so stuff like "make z the subject of... y= z4 + 6"
I was expecting more, like I'm bad at maths but come on.
Roller disco was good. I won the speed skate, which meant I went the fastest, which is shocking because I'm on quads. I got to show off a bit. But at the end, I was doing a final lap and this kid playing football, runs in front of me without looking. I couldn't react in time to save myself and I had the most embarrasing fall of my life. 
So yeah. 
The evening was really good for another set of reasons but I'll leave that out for now.


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lana (in my slut era)

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"never have i been so glad to not have balls"

quote of the year


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...I was really glad though. Imagine this little kid elbowing you in the crotch every two seconds

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ouch

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