BALD MEN ARE EVIL

I was talking to this guy, and I thought, “He’s pretty cute.” So, we exchange Instagrams, and I decide to do some stalking. TELL ME WHY… TELL ME WHYYYYY HE’S BALD.

LIKE, YOU’RE CATFISHING PEOPLE BY WEARING A HAT TO HIDE YOUR BALDNESS. I’m not shaming bald men, except I kinda am. It’s only in regard to the fact that you’re hiding it by wearing a hat. Like, you need to pick a struggle and use a photo WITHOUT A HAT to show people YOUR TRUTH. THAT YOU ARE BALD.

Again, WHAT IN THE HELL DID YOU DO TO END UP BALD? You had to piss someone off to end up like that. AND IT’S ALWAYS BALD MEN THAT ARE EVIL. It’s only the men who wanna act like they’re hot shit and expect you to think they’re SO HOT with their fuckin’ shiny ass heads.

-Cuntgasm OUT!!!

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