hey girl are you today's date because you're definitely a number

hiiiiiii guys. it hurts so bad

it's finally october!!!!!! it's been october for like 10 days now but whatever

i only properly realised it was actually october like this week........ weather's playing up

it was like freaking 25 degrees the other day i swear........ #whatdatmean

climate change is seriously scary.........

anyways yesterday it started raining and it was SO NICE....... like usually i hate rain because it's literally wet

but this one was like.......less wet

like everything was white (in real life) and i couldn't actually FEEL the drops on my skin. it was like how it is when it's foggy but it was definitely rain

wow.......... the trees in that park near my house are turning brown and orange and the whole thing

and they're all conker trees too 😛 me and kiwi went out last tuesday and we collected 127 conkers together

i got full custody though ✅✅ his mum doesn't like conkers in the house and he doesn't really either

i always thought they keep spiders away but apparently not????? apparently they attract them

i mean that's what he said. i #don'tcare

i have all mine in little jars in my room.......... i wish my room was just a little bigger so i could fit more

i still remember my first time seeing a conker.......... i was in yr7 and i was sat outside waiting for my mum to pick me up

there's a couple logs outside my school and i was sat on one of them........... and i saw a conker in the grass

(this was like mid-september........)

i picked it up and it was SO shiny guys. i love how shiny they look at the start

and the patterns on them remind me of trees. very important observation

anyways you know how it has that white stuff on it.......... i think that's meant to be like the umbilical cord but like if it wasn't a cord. am i making sense

well i wiped it off because i didn't want my books getting wet and then i shoved it in my bag

and then every day after that i'd just keep doing that........... my mum kept coming late so i'd steal a bunch of them at a time

and then i went home and did some research............ they could MOLD?

i was so scared. google said to keep them in a shed and check back after a year

so i did that. i got this fat leather box from under my bed and shoved all my conkers in there

we didn't actually have a shed so i stuffed it in the bottom shelf of my cupboard............ and put rocks on top of them to hide them

(my little sister was 6 and i didn't want her accidentally eating one........ because apparently they're poisonous)

and i waited a WHOLE YEAR and checked back at the start of yr8.............. i had 214 conkers and only one of them got moldy

and it was a tiny one anyways........ i just chucked it

it STANK......... but it was just the one so it was all good

i still have them i'm pretty sure. it's in one of my jars but i have a BUNCH of jars so i don't know which one

ugh i should've marked them........ that would've been so cute

like a couple (twenty) jars for autumn 2020 and then another twenty for 2021 and then it carries on

but i didn't do that. sigh

hmmmmhmhm what else happens in october. halloween

i've never celebrated halloween........ only because of my parents #whatevr

there's a BUNCH of pumpkins at tescos for like 59p only.......... unfortunately if i brought one home my parents would probably gut me with it

it's okay........ i'm planning like a mini picnic with kiwi where we get a pumpkin and carve it together

i'm so excited.........!!!!!!! i've never carved a pumpkin before

he's gonna take it home after because his parents are slightly more normal than mine. i guess it's fair since i took all the conkers

omg imagine getting a pumpkin and filling it with conkers. i wanna try now

i went to the park again with raspberry on thursday and there were already SO MANY MORE conkers. even though i snatched half of them on tuesday

wow................... i probably should stop taking all of them because i think squirrels eat them

i'll only take a couple. i've already only taken way less this year than i usually do

mmmmmm what would i dress up as for halloween. if i was dressing up

omg wait definitely a vampire. I WANNA BE A VAMPIRE SO BAD

cirque du freak has genuinely taken over me. probably a good thing i'm not allowed to do halloween because i'd be posted up on people's doorsteps in bright red clothes and the ugliest ginger wig you've ever seen

(larten crepsley only because i guess he's the easiest vampire to dress up as. all the other ones wear normal clothes)

(except darren......... but you're not gonna catch me dead wearing a pirate outfit and calling myself a vampire)

(omg steve leopard. unfortunately i wouldn't be able to do that one because i'd see myself in the mirror and immediately bust)

omg oliver kirkland. that's a good halloween costume i think

(NO THE FUCK IT ISN'T)

but i couldn't do that one for the same reasons as steve leopard's. oliver please contact me posthaste

mmmm.......... now i'm thinking about those toffee apple things

i've never actually had one....... i was talking to cherry about them the other day

and i was like 'i wonder how you actually eat toffee apples. surely you can't just bite them...... because all the toffee'

and she was like 'i think you just cut them and eat them like that'

clearly i'm not very bright........ of course you cut them

i really wanna try one now........... what colour apples are you meant to put in them

i've never actually had a green apple before. but i keep hearing like mixed opinions about them

people either say they're so sour they burn your tongue right off OR they're so sweet that eating one counts as a body

so i'm not really sure........ i'll find myself one and eat it maybe soon. i'll make a whole day out of it

anyways i think my favourite apples are the pink lady apples. out of all the apples my mother's ever bought from the shops i think pink lady ones are my favourite

mmmm and i really like toffee. i really want one...........

oh yeah me and raspberry went to tescos the other day (absolutely thrilling day you can tell) and they had those chocolate oranges.......... for NINETY FIVE PENCE

(only if you have a clubcard but that's fine)

nearly ran off with the entire shelf. guys that was a big moment for me

apparently they're going back to their normal price after tomorrow though............. sigh

it's okay........... i actually do need to start eating less chocolate

and i DON'T mean that in an edtwt way. i mean it in....... like a scared-of-getting-diabetes way. and i don't need diabetes on top of being half-blind

hmmmmmm............. uh oh i have a headache

might leave it here then........ i really love october

also did you guys see the news.... probably not

but i think it's about to be illegal for under-18s to buy vapes and stuff after the 29th. isn't that crazy

yay!!!!!!!!!!! okay bye

10/10/26