I love my dad but he actually be saying the most obvious shi

So I was at the kitchen table at my dads house and I was talking to him and I said “Oh can I cut my hair shorter, I just like when it’s easier to manage and stuff” (my hair is abt shoulder length but it’s getting longer and I hate having long hair. So I want it to like my neck or something). And he said.. “Why? Do you like girls or something? You know you can be honest with me.” ✌️😭 I’m fcking dead. But hey, at least he sorta gets the memo