Don't Engage in Necrophilia, Here's Why

Corpses are smarter than you, and while you're fucking them with AIDS, they're infecting you with their necro-diseases, their AIDS, and their necro-AIDS. It doesn’t matter how fresh the corpse is, whether it’s a perfectly lovely lady, almost as if alive, or a bony raisin. Corpses are silent, that's why they're cunning, because they won't say they have more venereal diseases than you. Suck me off