burrito attack.

i work (tw: not for the unempluzzed) at a motel, and one in a not so savorable area. ive been here a couple months and i'd wanna say im experienced, but today just smacked me in the face with a reality check.

these two guys came off from the street and into my lobby, looking to rent out a room. i told them about our main policy, which basically is "if you got a physical id, its fair game, but if you've got no physical id at all? kick rocks." the first guy, he was fine, had the money to pay for the room and had a crisp ID. the other? when he heard me tell him that he wouldn't be allowed on property, he tweaked out, started cussing me AND HIS FRIEND out for being fake, liars, derogatory terms that i'll omit from here...

and to make his mark on the world, hurled a fresh and delicious carne asada burrito from Filiberto's at mach fuck towards us. 

i ended up telling the both of them to just leave, since i can tell theyd be a problem if i let them stay, and spent half a hour cleaning burrito off the tile floor. so yeah, productive day at work.