A list of things I'd like to do, if possible and legally

Okay.

1. Taking sparkling water from stores for free. I love drinking it even when it’s hot it’s just incredible. BUT!!!! After all, for it to end up on the shelves, someone has to pay for it, and the employees have to get paid. And anyway, stealing is wrong. I’m sure it’s considered wrong in all religions, too.

2. Touching wild animals specifically, foxes. I often see them, or wild boars. Wild boars and foxes are incredibly cute, but the former can kill me and the latter can infect with rabies. So I’ll stick to soft stuffed animals. 

3.  return to the Soviet Union for three days. Judging by the documentaries, there were very few cars and people on the streets and in the parks. Most of the time was spent recycling (for example, turning in books for scrap paper or bottles). Although there are OBVIOUSLY a lot of downsides, my goal would be to walk around the streets, buy a book if possible, turn in scrap paper, and eat ice cream in the summer. But only in Moscow, or maybe Voronezh or Belgorod. I'd also like to go see the movie.  But I think staying there for too long would be a pretty bad idea. And anyway, I can’t do that because… well, haven’t invented a time machine yet. 

4. Steal a boyfriend for myself. Preferably a nerd. But it has to be someone who wants to be with me, so he won’t be sad. But kidnapping people is wrong, and of course he’ll be sad! Well, I’ll have a guy at my place what am I supposed to do with him? The only option is to feed him pancakes. Besides, I just don't know how to steal people and it's hard anyway. And there's no suitable guy around.

5. To step into the world of “Pink Paris” from the 2010s commercials. I REALLY WANT TO!!!!

6. Be a guy for a day. Just out of curiosity to see how it feels or something like that. It would probably be an interesting experience.

7. To happen to be a relative of Prince Felix Felixovich Yusupov.

8. Become a magical girl in Japan and stay beautiful forever

That's the end of my list!!! I hope, um, I don't look like a criminal or anything like that. Т-т