storytime i guess

Went roller skating with my partner who was wearing a shirt with lots of cleavage and is uh, they have uhm, well-

You get the idea.

It was a school night and that rink was pretty dead, we weren't expecting to see kids and could count the ones that were there on one hand. Unfortunately one was a little boy with no social awareness.

Lucius and I were leaning up against one of those half walls by the rink because it was their first time skating and they were tired, and as we're standing there taking a short break, a child appears on the other side of them and they leaned over to me like, "Is this child staring at us?" I was like "Not us, just straight down YOUR shirt."

I get it, kid, those things probably looked at you first, but HE KEPT FOLLOWING US SO CLOSELY LOL

My friend taught me to skate backwards that night and taught Lucius to skate in general, so I was skating backwards in front of them to watch their form while they moved their feet. The kid rolls up next to me like, "I don't know how to skate backwards, how do you do it?" and I basically repeated what my friend taught me. Even though he had been following us around very obviously, he's a cute kids or whatever, and it still made me smile to show him how to do what I was doing. Then I realized he's now also conveniently right in front of my partner and able to keep skating while facing their t!ts. Smart move, kid.

And when I say it was obvious what he was doing, it was OBVIOUS. I considered approaching his mom to be like, "Hey, can you please explain to your son it's impolite to stare so openly," but I made eye contact with her once to get the DIRTIEST look, so I kinda feel like she'd just blame it on how we're dressed. So uh :) we just kinda decided to try to ignore it

There's also these benches near the place where you rent skates, like circular ones kinda clustered together. My friend, my partner and I are sitting on one to take our skates off, and out of ALLLLL the benches, well-

"He's behind me, isn't he?"

Bro was on the closest one to ours, laying like this:

I was fkn dying because my friend just goes, "Why is he posed up like that??" (The music was loud af I promise the kid couldn't hear us) then as we're about to leave, I decided to just wave and say bye since he did come up to me and talk to me earlier, it just felt less awkward that way. The kid straight up looks in the other direction real fast as if he didn't even see me and just so happened to be laying on a bench right next to ours for no reason LMAO