August 26th, 2:20 pm —

I met someone recently! Apparently, he’s a criminal psychologist or whatever. Pretty interesting, riiiight? Well, according to him, his address is super hard to find ‘cause there are, like, a million people who want him dead. And yet this guy is actually encouraging me to find it! 

Like, seriously? Does he have any idea how stupid that is? Just letting some random stranger track down where you live, when you’re all alone and vulnerable? For all he knows, I could be a serial killer or something! Though, maybe I am, and maybe I’m just waiting until the right moment to strike… who can say? 

Juuuust kidding!

I mean, I already know he’s got a bit of a death wish thanks to his horrendously low self-esteem, but still! If he really wanted someone to find him, you’d think he wouldn’t make his address such a pain in the ass to track down in the first place. 

But heyyy, that’s nothing the Supreme Leader of Evil can’t handle! I’m not backing down now, not when someone’s gone and made the game this interesting. If he wants to see whether I can find him, then I’ll just have to prove him right! 

Besides, giving up would be sooo boring! What kind of leader would I be if I ran away from a game just because it got a little difficult? That’d be lame, especially because he said he’d keep playing with me. 

And, well… maybe there’s another reason I don’t really wanna give up, a teeny-tiny little reason. He was kinda right earlier when he said I wanted his attention. 

I mean, it’s not my fault his reactions are interesting! They are always unpredictable, and I know that probably makes him dangerous or something, but that’s exactly what makes it so exciting. 

I want to know what he’ll do next, and I wanna see just how far I can push him before he finally gives me a reaction I can predict, and exactly which buttons I can press. 

Alsooo, maybe I just want to see more of him, too. Just a little bit.