its my birthday!!! so i wrote a story

it my birtday im 19 now yayayay

god i hate getting old take me back make it stop leave me alone aa

i wrote a short story for the occasion about what i imagine my 21st birthday would be like

i wrote this completely using my train of thought on a whim so if it sucks thats why

but thats what being humans all about babyyy

anyway here it is

imagining myself going to chilis on my birthday
ordering a just bacon burger and watermelon lemonade
along with a couple green apple beers
the bartender wishes me a happy birthday
i thank them and ask for just the bottles not glasses
i want to be able to drive home on my birthday
not wanting to deal with the hassle of taking an uber home
and picking up my car next thing in the morning
i eat my food
drink my lemonade
go home beers in my car
anxious and hoping that i dont get pulled over
and dont have to explain to a cop why i have 4 green apple beers
in my car
i make it home
sit on my couch
alone
hopefully
actually maybe not hopefully
it all depends on how im feeling by the end of the day
i made sure i have food in the fridge for tomorrow
and in the pantry
and i drink my beers
watching some hour long video
or movie
that ive watched 15 times already
and i sleep
dont remember what i did when i woke up
or what i did before going to chilis in general
but i had a happy birthday

i hope i live a long and healthy life

so i can write more stories like this one

and longer ones

but now i cant help but think

with every year that goes by

it means im running out of more and more time

anyway stay swag and smell ya later