ABOUT BRAWNDO

BRAWNDO THE THIRST MUTILATOR!

ITS LIKE LIQUID CHAINSAW HITTING AND SAWING OFF YOUR TASTE BUDS! i tried them and its AWESOME and will MAKE YOUR MOUTH GO YYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! ITS GOT ELECTROLYTES! I DONT KNOW WHAT THEYRE ARE BUT THEYRE EXTREMELY AWESOME! DRINKING ONE WILL MAKE YOUR ORGANS GO "MAN IM STRONG". IT WILL MAKE YOUR LIVER DO PUSHUPS. YOU SHOULD REPLACE WATER BECAUSE WATER IS FROM THE TOILET AND IVE NEVER SEEN PLANTS GROW OUT OF A TOILET.

THE FLAVOR IS LIKE A SPORTS DRINK GOT INTO A FIT FISHG TWITH A CHAINSAW AND WON. ITS GOT THE POWER OF 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 WET TIRES. IT TASTES LIKE ELECTRICITY. IT TASTES LIKE A SPORTS CAR GOING 700 KILOMETERS A SECOND! I POURED SOME ON MY SANDWICH AND ITS EXTREMELY BETTER.  I AM A LAWER FROM COSTCO AND I KNOW THESE THINGS.

OVERALL BRAWNDO IS 10/10, MAYBE 1000/10 IF THEY MAKE A BIGGER BOTTLE FOR PLANTS. I WOULD DRINK IT EVERY MORNING, EVERY DAWN, EVERY NOON, EVERY AFTERNOON, EVERY DUSK, EVERY NIGHT AND EVERY MIDNIGHT! ITS GOT ELECTROLYES. YA READ THIS? E LEC TRO LYTES! TELL YOUR FAMILY. TELL YOUR PLANTS. DRINK BRAWNDO.

#REPLACEWATER