im sorry old man #fail

my city held some kind of fair with rides and stalls this summer and it was fun

 lots of streetfood was had

    i went on a ride that spun so fast i couldnt sit up straight and i almost puked :) i was kind of excited to go bc i thought a city fair would be the perfect opportunity to get my hands on small explosives (idk what theyre called its the kind you throw on the ground and they snap) and lo and behold

i got them!!!!!

so i started throwing them at my friends back to see if they would still blow up

but his shirt cushioned the blow so they just fell on the ground (below is what we were trying to make happen)

 so i tried throwing it extra hard but it went flying past and.

i almost hit an old man with a firecracker