My "Lost Time" (1587-1592)

Since everyone's *so obsessed with my life *, ig I'll tell you what I did back in hot wench turn of decade. So I heard that someone made up this rumor that I was exiled from Warwickshire for deer-stealing and that I worked for the London Playhouse holding horses for theatre-goers, but thats straight up crazy, I would never do something that LAME. So what I was really doing was...... SYCH gotcha, I'll never tell.