the game of satan

backstory timeee!!

ive had this crush a couple years back, like 3 i think? the point is, i played goddamn league of legends with him :sob:

now this new person comes into my life and plays it too, so obviously i have to get back to it-

lets see how long this lasts, im TERRIBLE at the game and im terrible at team stuff in general, which is why i can only play the literal role of satan in that game, which is the top lane..its likee, full of weirdos and stuff, the whole point is youre like alone there and isolated from the whole map for half of the game, so OBVIOUSLY all the weird creepy guys in the fandom play that since nobody wants them on the team xD

god why am i doing this....this game is like a parasite

at least ill get to kick those evil basement dwelling creatures asses xP (nah, ill go 0/10 with my beloved Kled and Briar Top)