coollege

im sitting here -- no fawking bbq sauce in sight to put on my titties and im just beyond nervous.

Its my first day in college, ya girl wants to become the next dr house or wtv -- yk minus the pee drinking but I know im gonna have to fight the urges on that one for a minute or two. I have no idea what the heel im doing and as im looking around at everyone around me they deadass look like they know where tf they going... like ik you nerds didn't freaking memorize the entire seven rings of hell and know this place like its your fucking house. I came to orientation like.. two months ago and I didn't retain shit from that shindig how do you fuckers have this much swagger? 

My biggest fear right now isn't even finding the class anymore -- its that I look like Brian fucking griffin when he goes to coffee shops just to let people know he's a writer cause that lowk feels like what im giving. Im the only one of these fuckers who has their laptop out and I know I don't give off non freshy because I radiate idk wtf im doing with my life.. cause who tf is typing shit out on the first day. Theres also this nerd sitting like -- in one of the window seat thingies breathing as loud as my fucking gramps -- like go blow your nose PLEASE. OH HELL NO HES SINGING.. 

wtv, fawk ts get me TF out -- xoxo, gossip girl or wtv