Sonic, the idea, the execution

We all know Sonic is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he egg all day? And why do we think of him as fondly as we think of the mythical (existsent?) Root beer? Indubitably.

I believe it was Yuji Naka who said "gotta go fast, but you gotta go slow" Sonic exhibits speed by crushing egg all day, but he exhibits passiveness by stating You're too slow! Lets a go!

When Sonic leaves his place of danger to crush egg, he knows that he may die. And yet for a man who can purchase life with gold rings, life becomes a mere store of chili dog. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich hedgehog feels any law is a fine babe. We think of Sonic as a hero, but he is simply a 69 percenter of a more privileged cocky bastard. Shadow the hedgehog. Indubitably.