i gave birth to John hoestuck

Yesterday when i was endlessly looking at Pinterest because my unimaginiative ass couldn't conjure up a single thing to draw in my sketchbook, i saw some photos of people showing their own diy plushies of homestuck characters and shi. It looked so tuff i just had to create my own homestuckling and i kind of freestyled this thing mainly because it was like 1 am and everyone was dead asleep so i couldn't print any patterns so i probably can't give birth to anymore characters lol.    

This john Homestuck Eggbert was really hard to sew because i kept fucking up the stiches and the fabric near the edge and it stared to liberate from the strings they were binded since manufacture so as you can see after about a few more sentences, its kinda fucked up on the left side but its ok we all love our own shitty fetuses♡ Also the plan was to make him his iconic trousers but i got too lazy and also i was bleeding because i stabbed my hand many times for this bitch to be born so enjoy the naked john (get flashed lol) 

this shitty pic was taken by my handycam the sacrifice of my left hand is definitely worth this reaction photo

Is this a stupid reason to show the upper half of my face onto the internet? YES DEFINITELY WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING?

and also yes the alcohol scent of the marker did make me sick thanks for asking.