the man who can't be moved IS AN IDIOT

"Thinkin' maybe you'll come back here to the place that we'd meet and you'll see me waiting for you on the corner of the street" "If she changes her mind, this is the first place she will go"

NO??????

listen, I know that then he does make the fantasy of becoming famous as The Man Who Can't Be Moved and she sees him on the news.

But he implies he's convinced that in general if she regretted leaving and wanted to get back with him the first place she'd look is where they'd meet.

sir... Mr Script... you homeless? do you not have a HOUSE?

like, a normal person if they regretted leaving their ex and needed to talk to them in person, the first place they'd go is THEIR HOUSE.

moral of the story, unless he goes end up on the news even if she does regret it she won't find him because he's dumb as rocks.