This is how to make a pet glork!

first of all glork is a living slime of mold and decaying organic parts, is really easy to maintein, you have to follow some rules to keep it alive:

1- Don't fucking cover it with anything, it will fermentate and produce alcool that will kill your glork

2- feed it with sugar, protein, amminoacids, and other nutrient, select those that will not turn toxic, I use oat, sugar, meat, insects (mostly alive)

3- feed him water, just give him enough water, it should be like a slime, not too watery not too dry, keeping it open it will surely dry so every day add some drops of water until it looks like a paste.

But How to do it?

- glass jar (no plastic one because just not, it sucks)

- lid for the jar (in case do you want to kill it)

- coal

-water

- various flour

- lentils flour

- yeast

- milk

- oat

- sugar

- vinegar

- powder coffe (optional if you want it grows faster)

step 1: mix all the powders togheder and add powder of coal (for the smells, and every powder should be added as max 2 little spoon)

step 2: mix water and then vinegar, and only then milk (some little drops) this is the watery fuel

step 3: mix the watery fuel with the yeast until it disappear

step 4: mix everything in the jar and now mix until it seems like a paste

step 5: feed it with oat 

and now you have your glork

How it works?

well it's very easy, the bacteria, molds, and fungi produce weak acids that break down the food in essential nutrition for them, and it grows.

Suggestions

- feed it powder coffe to make it grow faster

- feed it protein powder to make it stronger

- feed it oat, fruit and worms to increase the acids and protein levels

- insert the food deeply under the paste so it eat it slower (slower growth in mass)

- put the food on the top so it eat it faster (faster growth in mass)

some problems that I encountered

too watery --> dry food like dead and cruncy leafs or carbs like creckers (without salt)

too acid --> add a (very) little of baking soda

too dry --> just add water

too alcool in it --> heat it (not too mutch) at around 50C for some hours and some time adds water

dead glork? --> use yeast, earth and insects

too stinky --> grind boiled coal and put it in