My opinions on characters from Euphoria (Season 2, Episode 3)

Rue Bennett: Just a bit pissy with you. The way you were speaking to Ali was out of line. 

Jules Vaughn: I love you but pissing in the middle of the street is so bizarre. Don't let it happen again.

Kat Hernandez: I despised you the first season, but I changed my mind. I understand you just a little bit, but I feel like your relationship with Ethan isn't going to work the way everyone thought it would. If you don't feel the same way he does, don't waste his or your time. 

Ethan: ....... you should've said something. 

Cassie Howard : I don't know where to start. One, you're delusional. Two, why are you keeping count of how long your friend and her ex have been broken up. (Note: Three weeks and three days is not that long). Three, you dress like Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz. Four, I couldn't imagine waking at four in the morning, FOUR, for Nate Jacobs. Five, you look so stupid waiting on Nate just so he could ditch you for Maddy. In the words of Rihanna "You look so dumb right now." Six, I swore I was gonna ride for until the wheels fell off, and they fell off. Seven, I hope Maddy curb stomps you as soon as she finds out you're boning her abusive ex boyfriend. Eight, notice how Nate only noticed you when you attempted to look like Maddy. I've said what I needed to.

Elliot: I like you but I don't know how to feel about you. You're funny as hell. But you enable Rue's addiction. Then again, not your responsibility to make sure she doesn't do drugs. I also have a great, big gut feeling that Rules is gonna through some damage due to you.

Maddy Perez: Please, please, please don't go back to Nate. After all you've been through with him. He gave you hell and you miss that? Maddy don't make illogical choices. I still love you, but please don't do this. 

Lexi Howard: You have always been my favorite. You've have always been the better sister. Every time you're on screen, I smile. You're so cute and I love you so much.

Fezco: Also one of my favorite characters. You're so funny. You're so handsome. You're so cool. I love you so much.

Ashtray: What a badass.

Faye: You confuse me sometimes, but I like you.

Gia Bennett: I respect you for not slapping the shit out of Rue.

Nate Jacobs: There's nothing that I could say that no one hasn't already said. You disgust me. I'll admit it, I agreed with you on some of the points you made. My opinion still stands.

Cal Jacobs: Did I sympathize with you a little bit? Yeah. Are you still very nasty? Oh my god, yes. Everything you say and do makes me physically cringe.

Nates Mom (or whatever her name was): Put your feet away.

That's it.