SpaceHey in 2026

Looking to join a retro-site in 2026? Well, look no further with.... SPACEHEY! We have:

• a waitlist thats long enough for any newcomers to forget they signed on to begin with!
• an invite system thats set up so that you can join as soon as possible if you have a friend lend you a code! surely THIS wont be exploited....
• NO pfps! 
• a report system that lets ANYONE join in on the blatant moderation abuse that was happening pre-layoff!
• people who think being blocked online is a real example of censorship and will either cry about you after getting blocked or make new accounts to keep harassing you!
• grown adults who make it a hobby to harass and bully people a decade younger than them for funsies!
• literal fucking pedophiles who somehow havent been banned!
• an algorithm that the site claims isnt there, but i reality
• people who will abuse this to click their nothingburger nonsense two sentence posts to the top and pretend they're super popular!
• a guy who keeps coming back to abuse this to push his own posts, or posts that mention other sites, to piss off others for the sake of some quick entertainment, and antagonizes anyone pointing out the fact that he was racist and transphobic!
• a homophobic bitch who thinks being bi means she cant possibly be homophobic and puts slurs in her blog titles as bait, and people fall for it instead of reporting it EVERY time!
• people who decide to air out their own personal issues with others in public posts for no reason!
• the occasional blog pointing out that stuff like this is why people are leaving the site!

and last but not least

• people who cannot handle criticism of this site, and attack you for literally pointing out how shit the community has become!

i hope this list of AWESOME features convinces you to join!