Why i would survive the zombie apocolypse. DRAFT

I am a HUGE fan of zombies, he undead, the walkin dead- however you want to call it. It started with nightmares where the undead chased me, endangered me and made me suffer in all sorts of ways. But it's just like they say (idk if they do), best way to get over your fear is to adabt and start loving it instead. 

Now, obviously, zombies come in all kinds of versions. The best and most popular are the "brainzzzz--". They're slow, partly blind, rotting and you can probably smell them from miles away. Therefore- they're easy to escape from, or kill, whatever the victim prefers to do. 

but then there are the video game zombies.