someone to match my freak or whatever

Never had someone understand the assignment the way my girlfriend has. They like to crochet so they made me intestines for my birthday <3

They also found out I have a ponytail of my own and my best friend's hair after we chopped ours off so they gave me their own too. Their hair used to be half shaved, so they buzzed off the rest to grow it out evenly

I was also promised baby teeth if they can find them in their mom's house when they go to visit one day. I love freaks and weirdos and I'm so happy I pulled someone who's just like "Yeah man, you can have my teeth," like it's nothing <3

The rest of this is me yapping and sharing pics, no pressure to read through it all

This pic was taken at the time when I developed a little crush on them forever ago that I proceeded to ignore for a good year or so

We took this one for my scrapbook, which I just went back to so I could decorate all my recent pages <3

It doubles as a junk journal!!

Here's just some silly stuff I wanna dump here hehe

This next one has context actually. Lemme introduce you to Sparkles, a plush puppet I sleep with every night because he's the perfect size and density to snuggle with my arm over. He lives in my bed and I often forget to kick him out when I bring the hoes over (Lucius)

First time I left him up there by accident was when I had them over and bruh, I was ALLLL over them just to realize Sparkles was watching with that evil smile so I went, "I'm so sorry, WHY IS HE WATCHING?" and chucked him off my bed. C*ckblock.

We found him on the floor like this later and Lucius said, "It's like the family guy death pose."