she is starting to pmo

my friend Maryam is probably the most annoying person on the planet.

i'm sorry to say it but she is spoiled asf. 

anytime me or my other friends say that something is expensive she HAS to comment by saying "oh i have a million of those it's literally so cheap my dad got me so many of them"

WE FUCKING GET IT. YOU HAVE MONEY. 

the day before yesterday she sent a message on the group chat saying:

"i know i already bought 2 bags for school but would getting these two be so bad?"

all i said was nobody needs that many bags JOKING WITH EMOJIS AND EVERYTHING BTW

AND SHE GETS MAD

after that i was talking about my jansport backpack and how i was gonna paint it cuz it was expensive and i didn't wanna get a new one AND SHE GOES

"i got a red jansport for 25k dinar (iqd) idk what ur bag's problem is btw in america it's supposed to be affordable" HOLD ME BACK

i say "girl jansport is really expensive i think u got scammed" I WASNT TRYING TO BE MEAN I WAS JUST WARNING HER ABOUT THE FUCKING SELLER

she goes "it looks the same and its sturdy

oh and it feels the same"

"oh and" WHO WAS SHE FEELIN LIKE???

I sent a few photos of the designs i wanted to paint on my backpack and she says "R u sure ur not gonna ruin the bag"

i say "i can just wash it off while the paint's still wet if i fuck up"

SHE GOES "sure bro" I CAN SMELL THE CONDESCENDING TONE THROUGH THE FUCKING SCREEN

SOMEONE SAVE ME BECAUSE I AM NOT SURVIVING FRESHMAN YEAR WITH HER