John to Joseph?????

I’m so DONE with my life… What the fuck was I doing??? How did I even mess up the name John?? it was like from John to Fucking Joseph?? Joseph??? what??

Okay so for context I had zero sleep which was probably the problem.. Then went to work a little tired but everything was going like normal and was going OKAY and NORMAL. 

Until i decided to fucking mess up the most regular name ever??? what was I even thinking??? I was so confused when no one came when I called, finally at that moment I realized it wasn’t even Joseph to begin with 😭 

I mean I know this isn’t the first time but how the hell did I mess up John to fucking Joseph??? I could’ve sworn I heard giggles when I realized and corrected my fuckass mistake… 

fucking John to Joseph???