Uhhh more countryhumans ,this time a human au

Hello fellas! I havent posted for a moment ,I was actually on a summer camp so I was kinda busy sorry..anyways I have an idea for a human au where Poland and PPR are bacilly some cool loser and kinda scary brothers who are like

PPR:We cant manipulte , manwh0re or mansplain ourselves out of this one…

Poland:Manslaughter it is then. *Holding up a dagger.*